Have You Been Injured by the Reality-Enforcement Devices?

[Genie]

If you or a loved one has been injured by the recent deployment of Reality-Enforcement devices in New Babbage, then you may wish to take part in pending litigation against the perpetrator. Contact Forelle Broek of Steelhead or another attorney of your choosing. (Remington Pinion of Steelhead is also well-versed in legal matters.)

[Doctor Obolensky]

Indeed! It's always good to have a list.

-Doctor G. Obolensky, CVB

[Genie]

I have made no secret of my magickal nature since freed from the curse to the bottle. I am sure there are others who are equally unashamed of their magick.

[Annechen Lowey]

Be glad they convinced me of the need for a trial before I started on *my* list of things to occur to you and your properties.

[Genie]

If you are interested in being involved in a possible class action suit against the perpetrator of these devices, please write to:
Miss Eugenia Burton
Cockleburr Corner Farm
Steelhead Harborside
Steelhead, Oregon

[The Scientist]

If the injuries took place on New Babbage soil, what good is hiring a Steelhead lawyer going to do? It's in a different nation - wrong jurisdiction!

[Ceejay Writer]

True, we need a local lawyer. Hey Bob! Have you passed the bar?

*leaves that open for all the obvious smartass comebacks*

[Capt. Red Llewellyn]

i don't think he's passed many bars! he goes in them all!

((just to start them off -AND it's St. Patty's day! One of my RL high holy days))

[Dr. Augustus Dayafter]

*breaks out laughing*

Good on ya Red!

[Serafina Puchkina]

Seriously, Babbage doesn't have any lawyers? Gee, don't tell the criminal element around here. Shhhhh!

Surely, with the right amount of paperwork bribes to the proper government officials we can get Steelhead lawyers certified/licensed in Babbage.

[Jedburgh Dagger]

We'd need our own lawyers to certify their lawyers.

(they are like bacteria, they tend to multiply)

[Doctor Obolensky]

Sadly, all of the records on Babbage's barristers, judges, and the like, mysteriously disappeared along with the courthouse. Not to mention all copies of the laws and regulations. How tragic.

However, I do have a law degree, bestowed by the Illuminati University of the Dutch East Indies, and am available for consultations.

-Doctor G. Obolensky, CVB

[Mr. Tenk]

The lawyers were more crooked than the crooks.