New Babbage

A Steampunk Community

Academy of Industry was lost because................

Share

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

....a bunch of students, after a particularly excessive post-exam celebration, attempted to prank the Dean's office by creating a device that created smells of the most horrible sort.

Due to a drunken error involving exponents, the resulting "Stenchotron" was far more effective than the students imagined, driving all living things out of the Academy and surrounding buildings due to the nasal trauma that ensued.

Reply to This

((OOC: *dies*))

IC: *dies* I believe every word of it.

Reply to This

I do believe it might well have been the left over stench that caused one Django Yifu to drive his Traction House over m*cough* Dredds cafe after he took it for a spin around the academy...

Of course, it could have been spite but i doubt it...

*grumbles

Reply to This

*sniffs and wipes tears from her eyes as she thinks of her two lost scamps* Oh dear DJ and Bob! They were such high spirited boys!

Reply to This

I'm not sure it's possible to follow that.

Reply to This

On a more serious note i have always wondered this. Myself and Dj were very interested as at that point we were using it near-extensively both personally and within our RL educationy jobs

Reply to This

can i get an industrial accident and zombies maybe?

Reply to This

in relation to the academy or just generally?

Stench zombies?

Reply to This

well, i had "earthquake" in the information, but it seems we can do better than that. need a reason it was destroyed.

Before Wednesday?

Reply to This

Hmm...let me try this!

*ahem* The Stenchotron was "enhanced" by one of the participating prankster students with a potent olfactory neurotoxibiorganic compound snitched from the office of Dr. Ignatius "Laughin' Iggy" Rappicchini, a Professor of Biological Engineering known for enthusiastic experimentation and dubious sanity. Those closest to the resultant malodorous effusion were quickly reduced to shambling automatons. These "stench zombies" would chase and try to catch anyone nearby, forcing them to breathe in their horrible smell and thus become revenants themselves. It is said that in the darkest reaches of the sewers, one can still occasionally detect whiffs of some indescribable horror, and hear the faint, unearthly cry of "Pull my finger..."

Reply to This

Trouble with an earthquake is that it would've damaged surrounding regions also. Perhaps a sinkhole instead. Overmining and/or natural caverns under the city could collapse, swallow the academy whole. It happens from time-to-time, usually on a smaller scale, but definitely plausible.

Perhaps mines outside the city were illegally/mistakenly mining under the city walls. Some heads are going to roll for that one.

Reply to This

If there was a collapse, perhaps it had something to do with the mole men?

Reply to This

RSS

Members

  • TriloByte Zanzibar
  • Caesar Osterham
  • Neira Sweetwater Mureaux
  • Vash Crimson
  • Eric von Kohankie
  • Captain Zessinthal
  • Pepys Ponnier
  • Gizzzy Allen
  • Doctor Obolensky
  • Matthew Masingh
  • Mr. Tenk
  • Breezy Carver

Badge

Loading…

New Babbage Holidays

Seasonal Holidays:
Spring: Oiling Festival
Summer: Great Babbage Exposition
Fall: Explorers & Scientists Recognition
Winter: Winter Holidays

Monthly Holidays
Jan: Founder's Day (8th)
Feb: Steampunk Photography Month
Mar: St. Patrick's Day (17th)
Literary Day (24th)
Apr: Charles Darwin Day (19th)
May: May Day (1st)
Robber Baron Day (27th)
June: Boilerplate/Clockwork Day (25th)
July: Submersible Day (3rd)
Nikola Tesla Day (10th)
Airship Day (23rd - 31st)
Aug: H.G. Wells Day (13th)
Sept: Engineer's Day (15th)
Orphan's Day (19th)
Oct: Babbage Day (18th)
Mythos Day (31st)
Nov: Guy Fawkes Day (5th)
Dec: Programmer's Day (10th)

© 2009   Created by Rafael Fabre on Ning.   Create a Ning Network!

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Privacy  |  Terms of Service