Patch's Scraps

...is the scrapyard. A trully majestic sight if looked at from the right angle yeah?

But that ain't all. With this new land I've also gained some new friends who will hopefully be showin up. A spanish rat scientist, his broken top hat wearin doll, and what monte calls a succu...s… Continue

I got buggered. I had everythin I needed ta get me some claws but that damn Zeb showed up. Apprently he wanted ta stop me out of concern for mah well being, but I know he was just lookin out for his own hide. who could blame him though, he already had monte usin him a chew toy. Well anyways, I set Monte after him, givin me enough time to climb the tower and dump all I had into a large jar, and I tell you that stuff was glowin and bubblin like noone's business!

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I've got ta say i've been keepin m'self busy ever since I found this book yeah? Well I went out first thing in tha mournin to go gather the things I needed ta get all beasty...which was easier said then done. Actually...it wasn't! I could hardly say any o'the chems that were on those damn pages! Sooo I had ta make a few compromises...

The first list of fluids I had to aquire all sounded pretty old, like..really old stuff. Older than Doc O's knickers old. It had me stumped for a few hours it did… Continue

Cause i shore as hell ain't gettin enough!Im blood 18 years young, or so Zeb tells me, so i should be treated as a 'entleman. But nooo, I'm lumped in with the squirts like ol' Jimmyboy and 'Squrtil', and they even get mo' respect than me! shore I can't bake delicous...flaky pies...the melt in yo mouth and just make ya thing of fields of flowers.... *wipes the glistening saliva from his mouth* err right..uh..I can't bake pies like Myrtil an I ain't no miracle boy like Jimmy! I mean really, I shoo… Continue