Rational Clarity's Page

I recently remodeled the upstairs of my shop (Clarity Creations) to make a place for my fine furry (and not-so-furry) friends to gather. It's a nice place to talk, drink, listen to music and people watch or just plot world domination. Drinks of all sorts are served (including milk) and there is even a… Continue

Since my arrival in New Babbage a few months ago, I've changed. At first, I felt somewhat normal and appeared somewhat normal. I tried to fit in as much as possible, but was very timid and fearful of rejection by fellow Babbagers. I didn't go where people gathered (mainly because I did not know WHERE they gathered) and did not talk to many. As a matter of fact, it was a rare occurrence to see anyone in the Palisade. I started feeling a little isolated and lonely.

During my free time (away from… Continue

I love my dear husband Chuck very much, but I about had a heart attack when I came home to find him building an airship INSIDE my shop!

I came home after a little afternoon of shopping with mother to find him standing like a dear in the lamplight smack dab in the middle of my shoppe, tools spread out everywhere, building a huge airship balloon! You shoulda seen him too! He was so proud of his work and happy to be building anywhere! But, but the living quarters of my shoppe in the Academy, darli… Continue

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP….
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door b… Continue

My husband isn't having any fun on his desolate (sometimes hostile and very strange) place on the Mainland and would like to live somewhere where he can socialize and have fun. I've told him about how wonderful New Babbage is with it's smoggy goodness, events and other oddities and he's thinking about it. So I've gone and warned him about the covenant and the fact that things have to be in theme to maintain that smoggy goodness, period and theme of the place. He thinks he can abide.

What he rea… Continue